500+ Good Instagram Captions for Selfie, Cool, Funny, Love

Best Instagram Captions for Your Photos! Here I have collected a list of Best Instagram Captions based on your polls. You can use them as I...

Best Instagram Captions for Your Photos! Here I have collected a list of Best Instagram Captions based on your polls. You can use them as Instagram Captions, on facebook photo captions, etc. It is a collection of best sassy, Instagram, Facebook, badass, love, life and best friend captions!

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Best Good Instagram Captions

• Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
• t’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
• When you actually matter to a person, they’ll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
• Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
• You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
• Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.
• Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
• But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.
• She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
• You can’t just come into someone’s life, make them special and then leave.
• One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
• I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
• The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.
• Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
• I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
• Women drivers rev my engine
• I like foodies
• Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
• At least this balloon is attracted to me!
• I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
• Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
• I woke up like this
• If we could only turn back time…
• Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
• Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
• My autobiography is this
• Last day of class
• Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
• Chilling like a gangster.
• Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
• At least this balloon is attracted to me!
• I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
• Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
• I woke up like this.
• I decide the vibe.
• If we could only turn back time…
• Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
• No one is you. That’s your power!
• Got my coffee and donut.
• Escape the ordinary.
• Sweeter than honey.
• Proof that I can do selfies better than you
• When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
• A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
• Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
• Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
•  You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
• This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossips. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
• Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

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Funny Captions

• Friday, my second favorite F word
• Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
• I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
• When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
• I got back with my Ex…Box 360
• Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
• Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
• You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
• The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
• The moment when she says you’re cute.
• If we could only turn back time…

Love Captions

• With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
• We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
• When I fell for you, I fell Hard
• If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.
• I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.
• It will be Always YOU.
• If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
• Nothing Can replace you!
• I love you. That’s all I know.
• I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.

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Best Friend Captions

• I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
• True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.
• “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
• "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey
• A good friend knows all your stories; a best friend helped you write them.
• "One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about." Mindy Kaling
• Some people make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter, and your life a little better.
• "The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends." Gwyneth Paltrow
• “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller
• Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
• I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
• Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
• It’s not what we have in life but who we have in our life that matters.
• "Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends." Virginia Woolf
• Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, “Yep, I like this one,” and you just do stuff with them.
• "It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." Marlene Dietrich
• When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
• "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." Mark Twain
• Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
• "Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." Albert Camus
• Best friends are hard to find because the very best friend is already mine.
• "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." Henry Ford
• She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
• Meet my Partner in Crime
• It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
• Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
• Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!

Me and Self Captions

• I don’t need your approval to be me.
• Why chase you, when I am the catch!
• I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
• Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
• If I were you, I would adore me.
• Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.
• I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
• I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
• I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
• I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a fewer wrinkles.
• I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
• Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

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Flirty Captions

• Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
• They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
• Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
• Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
• Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
• Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
• Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Do you live in a cornfield, coz I’m stalking you.
• Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
• My mind is full of You!
• Can I keep You?
• Hey You! I love your face!
• You don’t cross my mind. You live there!
• As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
• Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.
• Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
• Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

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Success Captions for Instagram

• Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
• You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
• Be self-starter.
• If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
• I didn’t come here to lose.
• Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.
• Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
• It always seems impossible until it’s done.
• Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
• Be honest.
• Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
• Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark kent every day!
• Good things come to those who hustle.
• If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!

Song Lyrics for Instagram Captions

• “You the best I ever had”
• “Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
• “Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
• “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
• “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
• “If I die all i know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”
• “Know yourself, know your worth”
• “Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
• “Call me the referee because I be so official”
• “Last name ever, first name greatest”
• “Started from the bottom now we’re here”
• “Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
• All we want is hot hot boys boys boys.”
• “So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
• “Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
• “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
• “Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
• “Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
• “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
• “On my worst behavior”
• “My excuse is that I’m young”
• “You only live once”
• “Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
• “I’m up right now and you suck right now”
• “I’m just saying you could do better”
• “Think before you come for the great one”
• “I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
• It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
• “Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
• “I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
• “Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.

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MOTIVATIONAL INSTA QUOTES:

• I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
• I honestly don’t even understand my own feelings sometimes.
• You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.
• You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
• Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.
• Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.
• When you learn to survive without anyone, you can survive anything.
• You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens.
• The awesome moment is when you read someone’s status and you know that’s for you.
• Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything.
• My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
• I wonder if I’m on your mind as much as you’re on mine.
• The secret to happiness is to not expect too much.
• The woman with the highest walls has the deepest love.
• The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.
• The way you speak to yourself matters the most.
• Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
• Stop doubting yourself work hard and make it happen.
• Someday all the love you’ve given away will find it’s way back to you and it will finally stay.
• Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.
• Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.

Good Instagram Captions for Selfie, Cool, Funny, Love